Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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vernalized:

komute:

ah

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thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood

as i have done most nights for the past week or two

and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 

AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY

only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 

so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 

“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”

LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER

HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

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mys-teeq:

In which Tom Hiddleston talks about discovering chilis and experience at the movies. Sorry about the sound quality though.

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brucebaanner:

remember the time you didn’t think everyone was gay　

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houkagos:

A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook

hey vixxey, I did it

the last minute or so is great IMO

nanflanagan:

MARNI SAID THAT ELIJAH’S VOICE SOUNDS LIKE A BAG OF DYING BABIES

AND HE PUNCHED HER

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Celebrating my last 3 hours of childhood THE RIGHT WAY.

breadstickfanclub:

The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

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jonahlewis:

venusaurphobia:

yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent

dead

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Josh Horowitz has the cast of Snow White and the Huntsman read 50 Shades of Grey. [x]

Charlize Theron, you.

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