California celebuspawn Francesca Eastwood got into some hot water recently when photographs taken by her boyfriend of eight months, Tyler Shields, ignited a fierce tabloid backlash.

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What key “idea” did Tyler Shields take away from his experience cutting through a pair of Christian Louboutin shoes? “It took us six saw blades,” he says. “So the money that you pay for those is obviously worth it.”

So Shields’ act was not even some kind of statement about capitalism, materialism, or consumer culture. (That would have been a trite and sophomoric message, some serious low-hanging critical fruit, but it would have at least been a message.) He was performing a publicity stunt for an E! reality show that documents Francesca Eastwood’s travails, and his “message” is, “Buy more luxury goods! They’re totally worth it.”

This this this. I am so tired of seeing his mindless work everywhere. 

do you ever think about how your life is consumed by a boy band and you laugh but you’re actually crying

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i just went running for the first time in >1 week and feel like dying. legitimately my ears are ringing and my stomach is heaving and i think i just vomited a little bit (hmmm must be the fuckton of crap i ate for my birthday/graduation coming back to haunt me). why do i do this to myself?

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theanimalblog:

Wallaby at Whipsnade Zoo by echoesofmine.

I wonder how much less time I spent online pre-endless scrolling versus now.

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

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ladylarissa:

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

OH MY GOD

THIS IS AMAZING

Apples to Apples for horrible people the perfect game for me and my friends

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vernalized:

komute:

ah

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you know, blasting ke$ha is never acceptable ever. cindy chen i am going to kill you someday.

8 bit Game Of Thrones Theme

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The Geography of Stuck.

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thegestianpoet:

i just went for a run in my neighborhood

as i have done most nights for the past week or two

and tonight i ran past a woman walking her dog and i thought the dog was pooping 

AND FOR SOME INSANELY STUPID REASON I DECIDED TO TELL HER “IT’S OK” THAT HER DOG WAS POOPING AS I RAN BY

only I had just done hills and was really out of breath 

so I’M PRETTY SURE it came out as 

“IT’S OK IF YOU POOP”

LIKE THIS

I TOLD A WOMAN IT WAS OK FOR HER TO POOP AND THEN RAN AWAY FROM HER

HOW DO I REMAIN IN THIS UNIVERSE 

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